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J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

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(person) by Gibreel (4.9 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Thu Mar 23 2000 at 5:59:40

The Prophet of Slack. "Bob" speaks to JHVH-1 on behalf of humanity. For a mere $30 you can travel with "Bob" to Planet X when the X-ists come to demolish planet Earth, on July 5, 1998 (date adjusted as necessary according to the latest revelations of the Papal calendrical conspiracy).

May be a pseudonym for L. Ron Hubbard.

(person) by Zach (6.2 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Jan 20 2001 at 13:22:42

The following is a public service by The Metanode Destruction Team

"All other gods besides Jehovah
and his son Jesus Christ are Strange Gods!"
- Pastor Jimmy Swaggart

"Jesus is like Elvis. Both were pretty cool
guys, but their followers scare me."
- Doktor Unidentified Comic

Welcome to the SubGenius Metanode. ETERNAL SALVATION FOR AN XP VOTE! OR TRIPLE YOUR XP VOTES BACK!!
Slackful Q & A
Who is the one only true "Bob"?
Who are the False Bobs?
What is the Church of the SubGenius?
What is the Book of the SubGenius?
What is slack?
Slack is a way of life in what ways?
I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
What is excremeditation?
If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
Who is that old hippy guy?

Doktrine
Stark Fist of Removal
Stark Boot of Ejection
Slacking as Civil Disobedience
The blind radicalism of treehuggers

gods AND false prophets
Neoist Cultural Conspiracy
Monty Cantsin
Karen Eliot
normal
weird
weirdo
Jhvh-1
discordian
freak magnet
Your True Jedi Name
fanatical religious leader
There's someone in my head but it's not me

Things With the Word SubGenius In Them
Mailing List of the SubGenius
the SubGenius marketing poison
church of the subgenius sucks
the SubGenius marketing poison
SubGenius
SubGenii
subliminal
subterfuge
substitute teacher
suborbital
submarine
sub atomic particle
sub rosa
meatball sub

Phraseology
I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
My God, don't tempt me!
Man needs God like a fish needs a bicycle
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
The door is made of soup

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Constructing a Concept of God
belief vs. metaphor
Jesus versus Elvis
social engineering

Things With the Word Cult In Them
cult
cult figure management
cult following
obsessive

Must See Vee
Jesus Christ Superstar

The preceding has been a public service by The Metanode Destruction Team

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Church of the Subgenius Ivan Stang I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship. The Metanode Destruction Team
L. Ron Hubbard Slack is a way of life slack I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
excremeditation If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high? Stark Boot of Ejection Kelsey Grammer
SubGenius Your True Jedi Name The blind radicalism of treehuggers Slacking as Civil Disobedience
It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer Waldo "D.R." Dobbs I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories Strange Gods
Jimmy Swaggart catting weird things to /dev/audio Jesus versus Elvis Discordian
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