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Jägermeister

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(thing) by dolphinboy (6.5 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Tue Feb 22 2000 at 23:40:04

A german word meaning "master hunter". A Jägermeister will pay wads of cash for the exclusive hunting rights to a fixed land area. Anyone wishing to hunt within this area must have the permission of the Jägermeister.

Also a stomach bitter like alcoholic beverage made from 56 herbs. Until recently was not included in your customs declaration (upon returning to the country) because it was considered a medicine. Product of Austria and/or Germany.


(thing) by Pretzellogic (2 wk) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Sun Jan 28 2001 at 7:26:14

Thick, medicinal-tasting 70 proof liqueur that is an established favorite among frat boys and "hard rockers" alike. There is an urban legend surrounding Jägermeister that its ingredients include some unspecified opiate. That, and the umlaut, could account for the drink's appeal.

Due to its inebriating effects, Jägermeister ("master hunter" in the original German) has been dubbed "liquid valium" and has a reputation for introducing even the hardest drinker to the floor with only a few shots.

Jägermeister is heavily promoted on colleges nationwide in the US by a team of over nine hundred Jägerettes for the frat boys and one hundred Jägerdudes working gay clubs.


(thing) by XWiz (10.7 hr) (print)   ?   2 C!s I like it! Sat Oct 18 2003 at 19:36:27

Jägermeister is a thick, dark German liqueur (35%) produced from a blend of fifty-six herbs, fruits and spices. It is best served ice cold, and is thus commonly kept in the freezer, where it becomes slightly thicker and infinitely more pleasurable to consume. Its taste is similar to the Hungarian liquor Zwack Unicum, or its German contemporary Schierker Feuerstein; the herbal quality really shines through.

Jägermeister means hunt master, a title reflected in the Jägermeister logo: a stag, replete with impressive antlers between which floats a cross. So the story goes, a seventh century lad called Hubertus was moved by such a vision to change his life, joining a monastery and, ultimately, becoming the patron saint of hunters. Whether it's true or not, the label is distinctive and undeniably appropriate.

The company that produces Jägermeister is keen to promote its consumption, as you'd expect. Special tap machines serve the liqueur at freezing cold temperatures, and the website www.jager.com features a host of suggestions and potential purchases. Snowboards, watches, hats and glasses: Jägermeister are going for a younger market here. It's working, too - Jägermeister, worthy of such claims or not, is slowly acquiring a reputation similar to that of absinthe. It is suggested for use in a range of cocktails, too, though its bitter taste does not work well in most cases. The more popular Jägermeister cocktails are those which provide an opportunity to display some sort of drinking prowess. The provocatively-named Screaming Nazi is one such alcoholic trial.

And with this comes the danger: that Jägermeister will come to be regarded as a fad liquor, taking its place alongside Aftershock and Goldschlager as a dare-you-to-down-it shot for the end of the evening. This would be a shame: the best way to drink Jägermeister is to slowly sip its icy depths; the subtle blends of flavours deserve more than a quick tip down the back of the neck. Certainly, claims as to its potency are over-rated; its alcohol percentage is a significant five percent below most vodkas. Drink enough, or drink it fast enough, and it's going to give you a serious hangover, this is true, but exactly the same is true of enough Jack Daniel's or Grey Goose. But however you choose to drink it, the fact remains that Jägermeister's bitter, medicinal taste and alcoholic strength are an acquired taste which, once firmly ingrained, will not be regretted. Unless you indulge a little too much, of course...


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