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Inverse horsepower theory
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It states that the
horsepower
of a guy's car engine is inversely proportional to the size of his
penis
. This is probaly some kind of an attempt to compensate for an
undersized member
by driving a flashy
sports car
.
Closely related is the
Inverse VU theory
which applies the same principle to the power of his car stereo amplifiers.
Remember this and smirk
the next time you are crossing the street and nearly get
run down
by a maniac
jock
in a
souped up
chevelle
with amps that could power half of
Chicago
. He's probably hung like a gnat.
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