Ah, no, good noder, you are too simple! Why, you might have softlinked... oh, a great many things! Mon dieu, why waste your opportunity? For example, thus:
RELIGIOUS: How do you make God laugh?
MOCKING: You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad.
APATHETIC: So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others.
MUSICAL: Who wants a down vote?
SCIENTIFIC: The Everything Law of Downvote Entropy
VENGEFUL: You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down.
CONFUSED: I don't know what the hell this means, but I'm voting it up anyway.
CLICHED: Would you like some cheese with that whine?
REDUNDANT: Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others.
ALOOF: Note to self: Ignore the troll.
DIRECT: I have a good idea, smear crap on your face.
PHILOSOPHICAL: A fine line between stupid and clever.
SUCCINCT: Learn how to spell.
NOSTALGIC: I once was a clueless young noder.
EDUCATIONAL: Avoid highly subjective writeups.
BRUSQUE: I've got two words for you - Shut the fuck up!.
HUMORING: Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
DESPERATE: What do you want, a cookie?
CONDESCENDING: If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
BLUNT: This node does not make sense.
with apologies to Edmund Rostand
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