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I'm a little tea pot

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(idea) by Segnbora-t (21.7 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Jun 17 2000 at 18:55:03

Children's rhyme and movement routine, much parodied. The original goes:

I'm a little tea pot, short and stout
This (put one hand on hip) is my handle,
This (hold other arm out, bent at the elbow with hand pointing up) is my spout.
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout!
Tip me over (bend at waist so that "spout" arm moves downward) and pour me out.


(thing) by Seqram (5.1 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Aug 30 2000 at 3:45:49

I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here is my handle
Here is my... handle?
Woops! I'm a little sugarbowl...


(idea) by MrFurious (1.6 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Jan 03 2001 at 19:24:45

A variation of that from Reboot as sung by Enzo:
I'm a little source code
Short and stout
Here's my input (point to the mouth)
Here's my out  (point to..)

I always thought (and still do) that this is exceedingly funny :)


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