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I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?

created by K9

(idea) by Footprints (16 hr) (print)   ?   13 C!s I like it! Thu Jun 28 2001 at 10:40:10

Inspired by Chatterbox silliness concerning E2 memes, and nodeshells created as a result thereof.

Sung to the tune of 'Hey' by The Pixies:

I will REMOVE your "All Your Radical Touching Base Are Already Occurred to The Lesbian Monkey Puppy" Philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or Malarky?

Said the man to the lady.

People who REMOVE your "All Your Radical Touching Base Are Already Occurred to The Lesbian Monkey Puppy" Philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby, doesn't kill people.

Said the lady to the man she adored and the whores like a choir go:

I will REMOVE your "All Your Radical Touching Base Are Already Occurred to The Lesbian Monkey Puppy" Philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby, doesn't kill people, jessicapierce's hot ass kills people. Real or Malarky?

all night, and Mary ain't you tired of this:

Don't force your "All Your Radical Touching Base Are Already Occurred to The Lesbian Monkey Puppy" Ate My Balls Philosophy on me, hatt-baby! GIVES YOU STRENGTH!

is the sound that the mother makes when the baby breaks.

We're chained.

We're chained.

We're chained.


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chaos

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them. Lesbians! Monkeys! Soy! Google! I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
Touch the Puppy SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY! The One True Meme (Don't display in "New Writeups")
Meme Give me head or the monkey gets spanked Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise Hatt-Baby
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Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did Hatten är din All your base are belong to us
The Pixies malarkey All Your Media Are Belong to Us I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
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