I wield a SPORK!

created by qousqous

(idea) by qousqous (1.5 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) 2 C!s Tue Jan 16 2001 at 9:44:47

Spork!

Marvelous plastic instrument of culinary doom!

SPORK!

three powerful tines rise from a gently curved bowl of perpetual elation

spork, two-headed hydra, dominates potatoes and cole slaw and soup

spork!

callooh, callay! oh frabjous flatware! I chortle in my rapture

spork

spork of power, spork of might, help me rule the world tonight!

Thanks to WonkoDSane for inspiration and the node title

Spork	spork fetish	How to kick ass at a job interview	frabjous
Ode to a Spork	The Subjunctive Mood of English	Forks are the adolescent stage between teaspoons and tablespoons	Fuck me harder
SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!	All your base are belong to us	Toothpicks: Harmless tools useful in maintaining dental hygiene, or HORRIBLE, DEADLY WEAPONS!?	Getting a free paint job while on vacation
flatware	Weapons of mass destruction	Spoon!	There is no spoon
Coleslaw	Jabberwocky	Hydra	Tine
Some words look weird	tilt	school	blowjob

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