It was me. I put the bomp. I AM FIRST POST!, NAKED AND PETRIFIED! I shot JR, JFK, three Alan Smithee films... and my wad. I blew the trust fund on a pony, a purple pony, with pink and yellow polka-dots. (And I got a free bridge in Brooklyn, to seal the deal; damn, I'm good.) I, I, am the Grand Feeny of Neefnia (BOW BEFORE ME!), not Rafi! He is an interloper! Shoot him! Cook him!

_{I plead...}

MEEPT!!