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I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!

created by girlotron

(idea) by girlotron (2.4 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sun Oct 01 2000 at 20:49:59

Accusation and grim warning levelled at those of us who spend long hours on computers for pleasure, usually by those less fortunate mortals who seem to feel the need to run about, and invent less pleasurable tasks for themselves all day. Really, they're just jealous of our marvellous capacity for endless hours of mental masturbation. Which used to carry a similar warning..

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