I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl

created by nuage

(idea) by nuage (3 y) (print) ? I like it! Sun May 28 2000 at 5:20:27

I am a pretty little Dutch girl,
As pretty as I can be.
And all the boys in the neighborhood
Are crazy over me!

Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date	How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night	Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.	Kissing Dutch kids
Everything Dutch	This Diamond Ring	Dutch	nursery rhyme
Richard Nixon's Social Security Number	Little Red Riding Hood (Conservatively Correct Version)	The Last Words of Dutch Schultz	Roll me over and fuck me again
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iambic pentameter	Free drinks at the topless bar	E2 Red Light District	inappropriate glance
pretty	Dutch auction	The Great Wall of China	Herman's Head

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