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How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends

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(idea) by Ameno (6.3 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 2 C!s Tue Jun 20 2000 at 19:31:24

1.) He stops "getting friendly" with your leg.

2.) He seems cold and dispassionate and rarely speaks anymore.

3.) He doesn't want you to walk him anymore, he just wants you to let him out.

4.) He barks and sniffs at the dog next door, even though you're standing right there.

5.) He never calls.


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