How to ruin poetry

I have a habit, sometimes, when I recognize that a poem matches the particular meter of a song I know, I'll end up singing it in my head to it.

For example, a lot of the poetry in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings can be sung to Greensleeves (aka "What Child is This"). Tennyson's In Memoriam gets sung to the tune of "O Come O Come Emmanuel". Now, these are pretty reasonable songs, but...

I was at the node The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, and in Queequeg's writeup he mentions it can be sung to the theme song of "Gilligan's Island". And now... the viral meme won't go away!

My poetry experience was ruined forever!

In my opinion, any of these ways works.

This is all I have on the top of my head, besides my hair. Will add more as it pops up.