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How to be Exceptionally Friendly

created by Chras4

(idea) by Chras4 (5.6 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Mar 30 2001 at 17:44:47

:-)

I GREET THEE!

YES, I had to actually take a course on this for my job. I share my classroom knowledge with YOU!(adapted from my employee handbook)

Behavior breeds behavior.
You can choose your behavior.
You can use your behavior to help someone

Each of us at (location) is committed to treating all in a very friendly manner at all times. You are expected, as a (location) representative to exhibit the five elements of friendliness each day. These elements are as follows:

Behaviors which hinder

  • not paying attention
  • not acknowledging a person
  • being flip at the expense of a person
  • allowing your personal problems to interfere

It took four hours to learn how to be friendly. I should be the EPITOME of friendly now!
I should be EXCEPTIONALLY FRIENDLY!

I hope the above information has been helpful to you, oh wise and benevolent (insert your name here)! If you have further questions on how to be friendly, please feel free to msg me! I am at your service! I joyfully give my time to you!

THANKYOU FOR READING! And have an exceptionally pleasant day! :-)


WHAT IT THIS?....
ALAS, I am merely friendly!

I have been rated by a mystery shopper
I have used ALL of the friendliness points.
I have been told I am not BUBBLY enough.

/me points to list

I do not see "BE BUBBLY" on list. BE BUBBLY was not shown on the three hours of video I watched in class... Sigh....

DAMMIT, I'M FRIENDLY!!!

Just don't expect me to be bubbly....


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