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For those of you
in the know
.
Hong Kong action
films feature men and women
kicking ass
in ways that
defy
what we know as the
laws of physics
. Therefore, this new set of rules will be entitled
Hong Kong Physics
. Only in a movie where
HKP
apply can the
hero
fly through the air and take out twelve
bad guys
at a time with one kick, where even a
minor
character (who really sucks at
kung-fu
) becomes
unstoppable
at the end of the
film
.
HKP
also apply to the use of
guns
, where as in
the real world
one gun is
enough
, but in a
HKP
world two guns
guarantee
you a higher
body count
and cool
slow motion
action scenes. Drinking lots of
alcohol
, in reality would kill you, but in the realm of Hong Kong Physics
tm
it will make you a
one man army
. Another offshoot of of HKP is that you either have
superhuman
hand-eye
co-ordination
or you have
Comic Relief Syndrome
, where you break things and
pratfall
when things get slow. All in all, the world of Hong Kong Physics is an interesting, and
exciting
field that must be
explored
and
researched
in more detail. Preferably by
me
with the assistance of Misters
Woo
,
Hark
, and
Lam
. Generous
government
grants will be accepted
gratefully
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