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(thing) by Wedge.net (4.3 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Thu Apr 13 2000 at 4:08:53

A joint rolled from a page torn from a bible.

Ranks right up there in the offensive or humorous list with WTFWJD.


(thing) by Orange Julius (4.8 min) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 2 C!s Thu Jun 22 2000 at 21:03:54

The last play of the Raiders-Chargers game, played on Sept. 21, 1978. Known as the Immaculate Deception by San Diego fans...

With the Raiders down 20-14, quarterback Ken Stabler marched the team down to the Charger 14 with just 10 seconds left. On what was to be the final play of the game, Stabler rolled right, but was met almost immediately by defensive end Fred Dean. Knowing that a sack would end the game, Stabler rolled the ball towards the end zone.

As Chargers and Raiders started falling all over themselves trying to corral the loose ball, fullback Pete Banaszak batted the ball forward in the direction of tight end Dave Casper. Casper kicked it into the end zone and then fell on it for a touchdown with no time remaining.

The Chargers went ballistic, arguing unsuccessfully that Stabler's fumble should have been ruled intentional grounding, and that Casper had kicked it on purpose. The play was allowed to stand, however, and the Raiders kicked the extra point for a 21-20 victory.

The San Diego Chicken fainted. John Madden was beside himself. Dan Fouts claimed that his team "got raped." The stupified announcer could only muster up these words:

"Madden is on the field! He wants to know if it's real! They say, 'Yes, it is! Get your big butt outta here!' A man would be a fool to write a story like this and expect you to believe it! This one will go down in history!"

The play resulted in a change to the NFL rulebook: On fourth down, or on any down inside the last two minutes of either half, only the fumbling player can recover the ball for a gain. If anyone else on the fumbling team recovers, the ball is returned to the spot of the fumble.


(thing) by muted (1.9 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Thu Feb 22 2001 at 1:52:57

In modern graffiti terminology, a holy roller refers to a railroad car designed to transport automobiles. These enormous "auto-rack" cars are usually around 20 ft. tall and over 90 ft. long, and their flat sides make them perfect canvases for graffiti pieces or productions.

Most auto-racks have small holes punched through their sides for ventilation. For this reason, care must be taken that the car is empty when painting, so that the inevitable overspray does not damage its contents.


(person) by mauler (17 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Mon Jun 07 2004 at 2:00:40

"Holy Roller" was originally a derogatory epithet for American Pentecostal Christians who are seized by the Holy Spirit during their worship and among other unusual behaviors, roll around on the floor in spiritual ecstasy.


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