Rules for being high at the office
- Make sure the boss is gone to lunch or out for the day
- Make sure all the work that needs doing is drudgework, not requiring much thought
- Choose your drugs well. Cocaine is no good for a desk job, and alcohol is readily detectable
- Time your peaks. You don't want to be too tired by the end of the day
- Smile a lot, but not too much
- Speak only when spoken to
- Don't panic. Nobody knows you're high
That's it. Follow these simple rules, and the hours of wage-slavery will just roll by.
stickin' it to the man since 1997 | 
