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Hawaiian Punch

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(thing) by Woundweavr (3.9 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:22:34

Fruit punch that contains a variety of fruit juices mixed together into a red drink. Commercial known for switching the word punch as in the drink with the fist strike.

(thing) by masterbrownshoe (6.6 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Jun 09 2000 at 6:20:46

This blood red sugar fluid was most famous for its animated TV commercials, wherein "Punchie" the little guy in Hawaiian tourist garb, would ask: "How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?". Then he'd bitchslap anyone who answered in the affirmative. Good for washing down Puffa Puffa Rice while watching Gilligan's Island.

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