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(person) by blowdart (3.7 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sun Jun 04 2000 at 21:51:53

The un-named entity who invented the blink tag, changed center so it should be div align="center", added layers, tiled animated GIF backgrounds, Netscape's dire compatibility problems and generally makes my life as a web god damned horrible.

However sacrificing a dead chicken over a printout of the W3C home page usually exorcises it.


(person) by ariels (4 d) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Sep 05 2000 at 9:47:40

Actually, we should sacrifice the designers of these unique features (with extreme prejudice), and I don't particularly care where. While we're at it, add to them all webmasters and webmistresses who thought it would be cute to use these misfeatures in their webpages, because "the user can always upgrade to the browser I happen to be using today". What idiot purposefully reduces their audience, while simultaneously enslaving themselves to some vendor's "technology"?

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