Goats: The Comic Strip

created by tgnip

(thing) by tgnip (?) (print) ? (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 9:39:24

An online comic strip chronicling the adventures of two hapless beer-drinking antisocialites, their amorous pet goat toothgnip, an evil yet clueless chicken named diablo, and an assorted cast of eggplants, computer programmers, sadistic&bartenders, manic aliens, and Frank Coffee.

Goats: The Comic Strip can be found at http://www.goats.com/.

(thing) by hariseldon (?) (print) ? (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 9:39:24

Goats: The Comic Strip details the lives of a passel of oddities in New York City. It has never been syndicated, and unless current trends in comics cease to continue, it never will. Why? It's too smart by half and quite offensive to classic family sensibilities. Jesus Peanut Butter Cups ( 'cuz there's no wrong way to eat a Jesus) and satanic chickens who are pyrobovinecrophiles simply do not make for happy family values groups.

(thing) by grin_sans_cat (6.9 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Tue Nov 14 2000 at 21:41:05

In the above write-up by hariseldon he/she/it mentions Jesus peanut butter cups, on August 11, 2000, Hershey's lawyers sent a cease-and-desist order to the company that makes some Goats merchandise due to JPBC goods.

Jon Rosenberg (the creator of Goats) responded, via his tool'o'evil diablo, with a billboard that we will never see in the big blue room.

printable version
chaos

Support Your Local User-Generated Interactive Online Database	big blue room	How to Talk Dirty and Influence People	We're waiting for you to die
Behold the Power of Ignorance	blue-eyed suicide - a math problem	Why you never see baby pigeons	emotional slut
Sluggy Freelance	Beer	Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!	Diablo
Jesus	Scary Go Round	The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy	Litany Against Beer
New York City	web comics	Jon Rosenberg	Penny Arcade
This will never happen	Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.	The impossibility of escaping soda's wrath	nihilism

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