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Giant killer robots engage in radar sex!

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(idea) by Quizro (2.2 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 9 C!s Mon Aug 07 2000 at 19:16:45

How a typical newspaper headline might read if I were in charge of reality.

Several months after I filled this nodeshell, I was thinking of the wave of unsolicited sales phone calls we've been receiving at home recently, and decided that the judicious use of this phrase might act as a deterrent toward further annoyances:

Salesperson: "...and so you see Mr. Quizro, switching over to AT&T now would represent tremendous savings."

Me: "Interesting. Will giant robots engage in radar sex?"

Salesperson: "Pardon?"

Me: "Giant robots. Under this plan you describe, will giant robots engage in radar sex?"

Salesperson: "Um...I don't..."

Me: "On the moon! Giant robots engage in radar sex on the moon! What about that?"

Salesperson: "I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about."

Me: "Hmm. I see. I'm afraid I'm not interested, then. Good night."


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