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Getting a free soft drink anywhere in North America
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Tue Dec 18 2001 at 17:58:39
This is a fairly
foolproof
method of getting yourself a
soft drink
of your choice, while
forgo
ing the
inconvenience
of having to
exchange
anything for it. It
relies
on
McDonald's
easily abused policy that
the customer is always right
. McDonald's has learnt over the years that it costs them far less to shut you up with with a 1/2 cents worth of
carbonated water and syrup
then it does to hold up the line arguing a point they
can't back up
.
An
Idiot
's Guide To Free Beverages
1. The first item on our
free beverage agenda
is to get ahold of an empty McDonalds cup. Being as you are
(I hope)
in the
vicinity
of a McDonald's
"Restaurant"
, you should have little trouble finding a discarded cup in a ditch, a trash
receptacle
, or sitting on a
(preferably vacant)
table. If for reasons lost to the
likes of man
you are unable to procure a cup in this manner, most McDonald's (at least in
my area
) provide
complimentary water
in the same cups they use to serve more
expensive
beverages. If all else fails, get a free water, and empty it in the trash.
2. The next step in our
Socialist plot
is to get our drink. Although it's not advertised, most McDonald's offer
free refills
on all beverages. (Actually, they'll give you a free refill of
anything
, granted you're willing to whine and
whinge
about its
quality
) All you've got to do is walk up to the counter, and ask for a refill of
coke
in a
new cup
. The customer is always right...they won't give you a second glance.
3. The 3rd and final step is to
enjoy your beverage
in the quiet knowledge that you just saved yourself
at least
$1.15. Not only that, but you cost
the man
TENTHS OF CENTS!
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