Gary Coleman

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(person) by adamfive (7.2 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 9:51:33

The precocious child star of Diff'rent Strokes. His growth stunted by a kidney disease, his money stolen by his greedy parents and manager, he is now possibly the world's smallest and most pitiful security guard.

(person) by lakeid (5.8 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Tue Jun 20 2000 at 1:44:27

A follow-up to Gary Coleman's career. He has now launched a website in order to auction off his belongings as souvenirs and memoirs in order to generate some income. Besides that, he can be seen in many advertising spots and has invested some money into a Los Angeles based gift-basket store that specializes in gags.

(person) by sschris (4.9 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Wed Dec 13 2000 at 0:09:40

Another update! Gary Coleman is now a writer on the Underground Online website, with a column called "Coleman Confidential". He's literate-ish, I guess, but I don't find his column to be funny or entertaining when I've read it...

Oh and according to an interview in some men's magazine (like Maxim or something), he's still a virgin.

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Diff'rent Strokes	Whutchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?	Speed chess, confessions of a positional player	Gary Cole
Corona with a lime in it	Hanna-Barbera: 1980s	Everything women respond to Webster 1913	Webster
How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?	Avenue Q	On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers	Dana Plato
Dirty Work	Things not to put on T-Shirts	Brown Dwarf	Things morons find hilarious
The complete guide to 1980s television	Virgin	Shopping and Fucking	February 8
reverse osmosis	Ray Patterson	Maggie Smith	I have a good idea, smear crap on your face

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