| Just received another batch of funny bumper stickers.
- Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
- Practice Safe Sex Go Screw Yourself.
- If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
- If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
- Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
- If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
- My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
- Thank You For Pot Smoking.
- To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing.
- If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
- Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."
- If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
- If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
- You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
- The Earth Is Full - Go Home
- I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
- This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
- So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
- Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
- If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
- The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
- Illiterate? Write For Help
- Honk If Anything Falls Off
- He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Last But Miles From The Next Exit
- I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
- You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
- I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
- Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
- If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong....
- Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
- If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over. . .(Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep)
- Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph
- Guys: No Shirt, No Service; Gals: No Shirt, No Charge (Seen On A Restaurant)
- If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
- Ax Me About Ebonics
- Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
- Boldly Going Nowhere
- Cat: The Other White Meat
- Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
- Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
- Heart Attacks. . . God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
- Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
- How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
- If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
- Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
- Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
- My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
- GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN.
- All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- I need someone really bad. . . Are you really bad?
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
- Jesus is coming----Look Busy!
If anyone wants to go into the bumper sticker business, let me know. We'll cut a percentage for the owners of Everything2. Thanks to Crassius for the list. |
