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Elvin Atombender
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The
evil
enemy
computer
hacker
in the game
Impossible Mission
for the
Commodore 64
. He is working to break a primary
missile
attack computer's launch codes and
authorities
believe that he will succeed in exactly
six
hours, at which point he will trigger a missile
attack
that will
destroy
the
world
.
Professor
Elvin Atombender, while
1337 h4x0r
and
owner
of several
nasty
,
human
-seeking
robot
s, is also
extreme
ly
absent-minded
and frequently forgets the
passwords
for his
security
computer. His
solution
is to scatter them
haphazard
ly around the
house
. If
Special Agent 4125
doesn't find these passwords, Elvin will definitely
succeed
in his
evil
plot.
Stats:
Age:
62
Race:
Caucasian
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 120 lbs.
Traits:
Avoids people
,
hate
s animals, likes
M&M's
History:
In school, Elvin was good at
math
and hated sports. He spent all day on his
computer
. In college, he became obsessed with the
computer game
, "Giggling Penguin
Invaders
From
Outer Space
In The Vicinity Of
Ursa Minor
," likely because he
hate
d penguins from
Ursa Minor
. The game's
score
counter went up to
one
hundred billion, and Elvin wanted to
max
that
fucker
out. After playing for
several days without sleep
, he had 99,
999
,999,785
points
. He took aim at last penguin he needed... and the
power
went out. Elvin snapped.
He would repay the world for the injustice it had dealt him
.
Quotes:
"Another
visitor
! Stay a while... stay
forever
!"
"Destroy him, my robots."
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1337
score
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mathematics
Forever
Six
Nasty
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