A good pun is its own reword.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Fighting your ghost
The only way out is in,
Beat the system from within
Feeling ravaged
Becoming savage
And where do we start?
Strike at the heart
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Pull it out
From within
Right through the skin
Pull it out
Listen to how
It'll shout
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
When you dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Without a noise
The beating rhythm
In your hand you find
your own heart pumping
Holes in her chest
To match all of yours
Sources of inspiration:
www.niquette.com/puzzles/groaner3s.htm
www.tntluoma.com/beyond30/2003/06/a_fun_pun_run
www.thejokester.net/Joke%20Archive/archive/060303.htm
www.thearmedcitizen.com/remarks.htm
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