Editorial opinions expressed by the Richmond Times-Dispatch

1. Gosh, I hate (Bill Clinton/Al Gore/Janet Reno).
2. The news media is run by a leftest liberal conspiracy.
3. I want more tax cuts
4. Nobody likes or votes for Democrats.
5. Liberals hate anyone who makes money.
6. Clinton sold out to the (Chinese/Russians/Cubans).
7. Republicans are always right.
8. I love microsoft. (often blended with #5)
9. Liberals are all a bunch of tree-hugging, dope smoking cummunists who want to take our guns away. (aka liberal conspiracy du jour)
10. I love confederate history OR Robert E. Lee was the second coming of Jesus OR The civil war had nothing to do with slavery, no matter what anyone says.
11. Everyone should be required to pray in public schools, OR "I love fundamentalism".
12. Did I mention how much I hate liberals today?
13. We want more nukes.
14. Die liberals, die die die...

Here's what you do to remove the offending opinions:

• Heat the paper up to 451 degrees Fahrenheit.
• Report the locations of all known copies of the paper to your local fire station.

Also works on certain annoying Constitutional amendments.

I think what StormHunter may be trying to say is that wretched sameness is wretched, on either side of the political aisle.
The Village Voice suffers from this same problem.

Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin, etc. etc.