September 30, 2000 Everything Editor Logs history | prophecy
O dem bones, I am still timezoned and I seeb to hab a code. The nodegel bubbles around my ventral breathing pores. I am confused. I swim downwards through the gel to look for an older node but it turns out to be up instead and I bump into New Writeups. Oh well.
O dem bones, I will carefully consider your sage advice to treat my cold with Mountain Dew and Oreos. The fact that I am instead taking ginger and lemon in a bit of saké does not indicate a lack of faith in your wisdom but merely my unfortunate stagnation in the habitual.
The nodegel however seems healthy. The wizardly whizkid has learned to sense the spoor of trolls. He now prowls with some of the same fierce manner as the deadly Lord Brawl. The other godusergroup and editorusergroup entities are steadily tending the nodes and noders.
There seems to be a strong flow of clear freegel coming from the vents. To see it moulded by the noders into shapely nodes and writeups is truly a wonderous site. My tiny thorax swells with pride. Or is that congestion?
And look, there floats a nodeshell I actually like: salt water taffy sticking to the teeth of my mind created by Svaha.
The new day dawns over the nodegel. The gel ripples in the virtual light.
Released into freegel:
Hm. I fell into a kind of trance state deleting nodeshells and Nov. 13, 1999 wus when clicking through Random Nodes. Oh, I fixed a definition or two, saved a few wus by adding links. But the rhythm of the thing became hypnotic. I have no memory of the specifics. But I feel refreshed.
FSSSSSHLorp:
Here's the rejection - Lethal's injection: How do you want to die? 'Tis my objection - Lacks self-affection: Give it another try!
More in anger than in sorrow, I nailed their empty little heads to the floor and spun 'em around.
copy protection by Riber: "Copy protection is a bad idea". Thank you for sharing, Beavis.
selfless individuals by Deadfred (never seen on E2): "Idiots." Yada yada yada . . .
selfless individuals by Gordon (never seen on E2): Gordon notes that Deadfred is an idiot and probably lacks self-esteem. He's right on the money, but after I flushed Deadfred's masterpiece it lacked context.
Pseudo Int.can't be accused of taking ANYTHING too seriously by Gordon: "Can He?" Beats the hell outta me, Gordo. Why not ask him?
pretzel presser by Deadfred: "Where the universe goes to buy its salad and after dinner mints. Close to the earlobes, but a little to the left." That's nice, dear.
strong by Deadfred: Yammer.
random acts of blue by Deadfred: Yammer yammer. Against my better judgement, I didn't quite kill the other writeup in the node.
random acts of yellow by Deadfred: Yammer yammer yammer. I blame Douglas Adams for this kind of humorless drivel.
Contradictions don't exist by Deadfred: Yammer yammer.
implode by Deadfred: "Can ccur when stuff comes into contact with a thing, to create a gizmo." I grow weary of this . . .
violent by Deadfred: "Not peaceful." Finally, something not entirely idiotic! Instead, it's minimal and redundant. Webster 1913's got it covered.
Ceramics by Deadfred: "Ugly creations resembling dragons, castles, cottages, or shoes." So . . . The goal of E1 was to assemble a repository of all human knowledge, right?
Obfuscated C Contests Exist Too by dh: Blah blah yammer yammer, he's pissed off because somebody has stupid reasons for disliking C++.
Where do I come when I masturbate? by everyone: "Directly into a toilet?" When that node was created, I had an unpleasant feeling that it would turn into a getting-to-know-you node. It has, in a predictably repulsive way.
Somebody might want to take a second look at Deadfred and maybe wipe out what's left. He's down to four writeups now.
Ex-Users, Fully Denuded for Your Nuking Pleasure: Riber, Gordon
Nodes Killed
Fun with the Sims by revscat23. "Dude!" is not an acceptable writeup or response, even if the original writeup is cruel and malicious. It was at -12 - people, fix your nodes if they're at this level. There's probably a reason. tied down and masturbated to orgasm repeatedly for an hour by fuzz, madjiik and OmegaRED. First was stupid, second was incredibly incoherent, and the third was a node made only for numbers (Hint: don't ask questions in a node unless you're willing to put something else in as well. Lack of content kills) In fact, a number of OmegaRED's writeups have read that way. industries by deadfred. One line about how much industries suck. You, sir, are no Noam Chomsky. And it's plural, so eeww. industrial strength glue by deadfred. One line, and claims it holds industries together. Cute, cute, don't do it *slap*. Guess I'm harsher than you, jp. I'd be okay with it if it had some other kind of content as well, but I'm just not pleased by oneliners. hamster dance by yortt, mcteague, StormHunter, nibbles, Mars the Infomage. Some were stupid, some were pointless, and some were redundant. All were unnecessary, and all are gone. cruel or unusual punishment by mcteague. No, it's not banned by the 8th Amendment - it's not like the govt gets a choice of one or the other. Try 'and'. grail by yortt. Searched for in monty python. Oh, I'm sure that's the only importance across European history. proud by yortt. Websters killed and ate it. soya sauce by yortt. It's soy sauce. street by yortt. Another victim of websters. Woundweavr was /msged. big pantsed cheeba monkeys by slawz. Tried to fill in both singular and plural forms; thanks. I don't think we could figure that out ourselves. The content doesn't exactly make me weak at the knees either. alternative lifestyle by yortt. Said it was not ordinary, but didn't exactly say what. Come on, e2's not quite the place to be subtle about such things. slut by h3rcusl333z. Unlinked, one line. Yay. katyana should write more nodes by kannamer. Consisted of "I've enjoyed her masturbation nodes. But, c'mon, let's see more output! GIVE US WHAT WE WANT! GIVE US WHAT WE NEED!" This node needs a pillow, gently held over its face until it stops flopping... seether by kato. A "See also" insult. Pirate Jim by kato. Slagging on someone we'll never know.
Gods - Nodeshells to Delete
industries - taken care of big pantsed cheeba monkeys - taken care of soya sauce - taken care of katyana should write more nodes - still begging for removal
Gods - Titles to Edit
buzz bombs. Singular good, plural bad.
"Right this way, sir."
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