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E2 Pain Severity Index

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(thing) by renster (3.9 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 2 C!s Tue Nov 21 2000 at 10:35:34

We all know that noding can involve both pain and pleasure. To bring it home just how much pain can be involved, the following pain severity index has been developed. This is a visual guide, so use at your own risk.


For the love of God! -+- Node Death - Killed by a God!
                      |
                      |  Child Birth
                      |  Your node is downvoted
                      |
                      |  Amputation of Digit
                      |
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                      |
       The humanity! -+- A God tells you your node is unworthy
                      |
                      |
                      |  You get a negative soft link
                      |
                      |
                      |
                      |  Chronic Back Pain
                      |  You find an error in your own node!
                      |
          Aaaaargh!! -+-
                      |  You mis-message someone and everyone sees what you wrote
                      |  Bruise
                      |
                      |  Requesting a node title edit
                      |
                      |  Laceration
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                      |  Creating a sucky node
              Mommy! -+-
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                      |  Sprain
                      |  Requesting a node deletion
                      |  EDB nibbles on you (sometimes it actually tickles)
                      |
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              NoPain -+- Creating an average node



http://www.manbit.com/obstetspain/obnlp6.htm used as a rough guide...a very rough guide.

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