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Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa

created by ZaphodBeeblebrox

(idea) by HongPong (9.7 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Jul 06 2001 at 4:21:52

...but later recants, prays to Dog for forgiveness and salvation.

Ba-DUM ching!


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