Drinking with a spoon

(idea) by hamster bong Mon Jul 10 2000 at 9:15:53
My preferred means of beverage consumption. I like to drink my liquids a bit at a time, savour it, or take it in slowly due to a not so dreamy taste.

I like to let the spoon rest on my tongue, flip it upside down and press it against the roof of my mouth. Sometimes I'll kiss my little spoon, just to feel the cool wetness against my lips.

Spoon drinking works best for such things as chocolate milk because of the slightly higher liquid density, but should not be limited to any one liquid refreshment. I'm not sure why spoons are so alluring, so cute to me, but I do know that they are necessary for stirring things sometimes.

When you start rambling about spoons, that is when you know it is time to sleep.
(idea) by ToasterLeavings Mon Jul 10 2000 at 9:33:52

Ok, so you're getting perilously close to making out with your spoon, whom you find to be alluring. What the hell?, you're kissing it, you're getting funky with a spoon!

Hamsty, here's the thing. I want you to cut waaaaaaaaaay back on the psychotropic elements in your life, and get some *actual* sleep before you decide that the adorable Mr. Fork wants to play "let's go exploring" with that enchanting Mrs. Electric Socket.


..only for your own good...and for the children...
Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.