| So, I'm in my apartment, and a certain imp and I were getting hot and heavy, his clothes start to come off, and all of the sudden, I discover, on closer inspection with his nubile, incredibly desirable body, that he has the marks of having been part of the matrix, meaning those little ports all over his body. Very strange, some of them have been removed, but some haven't. He seems rather proud of it though.
Anyway, things start getting going, but in a filthy way, meaning we're getting dirty, literally, he starts putting honey on himself, or is it Dial antibacterial soap? In any event, we're getting pretty stuck with each other. Then, I look over at my mirror and see that A certain Montenegren and her employer are watching on from around the corner. Things between and my favorite imp seem to cool down then, we just can't seem to get things together. So then Mr. Music Director says "Well perhaps it's your body type, maybe you aren't quite 'Anita Morris' even for him. (Look up Anita Morris if you don't know who she is.)
Then, all of the sudden, someone says to me
"They're coming, quickly, get cleaned up and out of here."
So I get into the shower, and I realized it's been pulled away from the wall, so I scoot it over into place with my body and proceed to clean, but I just can't get clean, now I know what you're going to say, but It's not like I couldn't get clean in that "I'M SO UNCLEAN" way, I just couldn't get clean, the soap or the honey or whatever, kept clumping up on my body and pulling the little hair I have on my body out, like rubber cement.
And that's when I woke up.
Any suggestions? | 
