Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator

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(idea) by DJuxtaposition (10.5 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) 3 C!s Sun Jan 21 2001 at 20:34:03

I found this warning written on the wrapping material that came with my newest electric razor.

I heartily agree with it.

I also don't like putting things in my ass.

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