Coyote ugly

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(idea) by deadcats (7.1 y) (print) ? I like it! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:31:08

Descriptive term applied to MOTAS. So ugly that, if you somehow woke up next to them (e.g. through the magic of beer goggles), you would gnaw your leg/arm off to get away from them, much as a coyote would gnaw off a limb to escape from a steel trap.

(idea) by deus_x (6.2 y) (print) ? I like it! Mon Feb 14 2000 at 15:50:29

Coyote arm is the life threatening condition which occurs after waking up next to a MOTAS discovered to be coyote ugly. Presumably, the MOTAS in question had been previously perceived as remarkably similar to Traci Lords while under the influence of controlled substances. However, when lucid consciousness is regained and the MOTAS is correctly perceived as Roseanne Barr, the subject endeavors to gnaw off the arm resting underneath the MOTAS' pillow rather than wake the MOTAS-- not unlike a coyote gnawing off its own leg to escape a steel trap. Not pretty.

(place) by Sudderth (1.8 y) (print) ? I like it! Mon Jun 12 2000 at 3:38:02

A bar in New York City (there's a Citysearch writeup at http://newyork.citysearch.com/E/V/NYCNY/0011/60/52/) with a definite atmosphere. It's a rowdy redneck bar with scantily clad female bartenders who take particular offense if you order water.

Also an upcoming movie about the bar of the same name, and about the empowerment a young woman gains by dancing on the bar in a halter top.

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MOTAS	Suck-Z'-Cum	halter top	chick flick
American Psycho	beer goggles	scantily clad	Ten reasons to believe in God
La Blue Girl	Slut pants	Yossarian	Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop
Coyote arm	vorarephilia	Red Rock West	New York City
Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually	Piper Perabo	The silence after someone leaves	Wolverine
Coyote	Whiteboys	The Zuiyo-maru Carcass	Blockbuster

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