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created by lagrange

(idea) by lagrange (1.1 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 3 C!s Mon Dec 25 2000 at 2:17:15

Something to be said to a person who takes offence at some trivial thing.

Slightly adapted from a phrase used by Lobsang Rampa in his writeup to the node 'Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas'.

People will take offence all too readily to anything in this day and age -- as can be seen from examples in 'Are We All That Uptight?' -- even when there are things we should care about, e.g. famine, war, terrorism, and Westlife, going virtually unnoticed. Therefore, I expect this phrase to get plenty of mileage.


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