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Citizen: You have committed an error

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(thing) by kessenich (3.1 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:53:26

Remain perfectly still until we arrive to punish you.

- The 404 message on the FNF Muppetlabs, Inc. page.

(thing) by Lord Brawl (2 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:53:26

Undoubtedly dervied from the West End Games RPG Paranoia. Things of this sort are often said by The Computer, loony despot of the "darkly humorous future" setting of the game.

Sample conversation:
Computer: What is your security clearance, please?
Troubleshooter: Orange, friend computer.
Lights come on.
Computer: And what colour is the floor?
Troubleshooter: *gulp* Yellow.
Computer: Citizen: You have committed an error. Please report for termination.


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chaos

Paranoia Who's been messin' with my laser? The guy at the end of Half-Life Smoking boot
Animals people have sex with Security Clearance troubleshooter I pledge allegiance to the notion of liberty and justice for all
West End Games A very mean bar trick The Alpha Complex The Computer Is Your Friend
404 Macintosh Error Codes If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan? papal dispensation
Battlefield Tilapia I am militantly unaware of my environment The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. Cheerful Skeleton
Autotraumatic for the people Muppet catchphrases Orson Scott Card RPG
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