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Century Club

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(thing) by Intellectual_Badass (5.2 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Sep 16 2001 at 3:20:23

The Century Club is played several different ways. Some players insist that one cannot get up to go to the bathroom. Some players insist that one cannot boot or else he must leave the game.

Rule Clarification

According to rules learned during some serious Fraternity bonding, these are the simple rules to the century club.

1. Each player must take a shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes.

2. Light Beer does not count.

3. Leaving to go to the bathroom disqualifies the player.

4. There can be no boot and rally during the century club. Each player must take all 100 shots without puking to have achieved the century club.

5. After taking all 100 shots, each player may then boot, if necessary.

Additional Notes Estimates vary as to the exact amount of beer. Urban lore puts the figure at an even 12 beers. (i.e., "Bring a 12-pack if you're going to do century club") Scientific measurement puts the figure at 8 and 1/3 beers, although the common total is around 9 beers.

Making it to the century club is actually rather easy.

1. Be sure to burp as often as possible. Do this by sucking air into your lungs and then holding it there, increasing pressure and leading to the burp.

2. Rather than focus on your own drinking, focus on other people's. Adopt an "if they can do it I can too" attitude.

3. The most difficult period of the century club is the time period between 35 - 70. The vast majority of those who boot during the century club will puke during this time.

4. Remember, people don't puke during century club because they are drunk (at least not most of the time), they puke because they are full. Remember to burp, and have a good time!

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