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Carmageddon is EVIL!

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(idea) by beable (4.8 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 5 C!s Mon Apr 30 2001 at 8:17:54

I was looking for a good computer game to use for Driver Education Classes at our local Sunday School. I looked for reviews of driving games on the web, and they all said that Carmageddon was the best driving game available. And it did have a nice Bible-ey sounding name, so I bought a copy and gave it a try! Well at first, I was a bit worried about it, because there was a lot of car crashes and stuff, so I was not really sure that it would be suitable. Also, there were zombies staggering around all over the place. Now zombies are DEVIL SPAWN, so I thought it was a pretty good idea to run them over! And they did make a satisfying squishy sound and green ichor splattered out all over the place. So I played it for about 16 hours, and I thought that it might not really be suitable for Driver Ed Class. So I went back to the web. Then I found out that there was a patch for Carmageddon, so I downloaded and installed it. To my horror, I found that the Devil Spawn Zombies had been replaced by REAL PEOPLE, and CUTE PUPPY DOGS! And when I accidentally ran one over, REAL BLOOD CAME OUT! AND THEN THE TYRE TRACKS OF THE CAR WERE ALL BLOODY! So I played it for about 14 hours more, and I was DISGUSTED! You people are SICK if you think it's fun to run over people, and cute fluffy puppy dogs! The people GET DOWN ON THEIR KNEES AND BEG YOU NOT TO RUN THEM OVER AND I BET YOU STILL DO! And then you get MONEY for killing innocent people! Well let me tell you, there is only one person who gives you MONEY for killing INNOCENT people and that's THE DEVIL! So when you are playing Carmageddon, YOU ARE DOING THE DEVIL'S WORK!!1! And then my friend's six-year-old nephew played it for six hours, and he thought it was FUN which shows how the game can CORRUPT THE YOUTH OF AMERICA!!!!1 But that night he woke up screaming "DON'T LET THE BAD MAN RUN ME OVER!".

So I think that Carmageddon should be BANNED, and then the software company should have to make another patch, that stops the cars from going over 30 miles per hour in town areas. Some of those cars go OVER 200 MILES PER HOUR! In out-of-town areas, the cars should be limited to 55 miles per hour. Also, if a car goes through a stop sign, the police should pull them over and give them a ticket. And if there is an accident, the drivers should all have to stop and talk about it. AND NO MORE RUNNING PEOPLE OVER! The game should have the cars STOPPING FOR THE PEDESTRIANS, and giving them yummy candy. And then when the patch is finished, it should be MANDATORY for EVERYBODY to install the patch and play the game again, as the game SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE FIRST PLACE! Then the game would be A LOT MORE FUN!

So everybody please contact the government and INSIST that Carmageddon gets BANNED because it is EVIL and SICK and the WORK OF THE DEVIL! Then let's all contact the software company and force them to make another patch to make the game a proper fun game and suitable for the kiddies. We have to stop this sort of EVIL INFLUENCE from spreading NOW, before it's TOO LATE!

Why is everybody downvoting this??? I discovered a source of EVIL that is CORRUPTING OUR YOUTH and when I try to get the message out, people try to HUSH IT UP!!!!1! WHY? WHY? WHY?

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