Canadian Political Parties

• Liberal Party of Canada
• Progressive Conservative Party Of Canada
• Reform Party of Canada: Now the Canadian Alliance
• Bloc Quebecois
• New Democratic Party Of Canada

Here's why I don't want to vote for any of the political parties in Canada:

• Liberal Party of Canada - They sit on their ass all the time and do nothing because they want to be re-elected. They therefore cannot do anything that might make someone unhappy.
• New Democratic Party of Canada - Our government doesn't have any money (mmm, debt), but the NDP will find a way to spend more anyways.
• Canadian Conservative-Reform Alliance Party (C-Crap) - They intend to americanize our country, because American politicians make more money than them, and they're envious.
• Progressive Conservative Party of Canada - They'll sit on their ass all the time because they think it's the right thing to do to preserve the status quo. Except, of course, when a bill comes before them offering a pay raise.
• Bloc Quebecois - Need you really wonder why? Sovereignty Association is like being independant while you live at home and have your parents pay your bills.
• Communist Party of Canada - There is nobody from this party running in my area. poo.

One of the more peculiar thing about Canadian political parties is their tradition of each having an 'official' colour scheme:

Liberals: Red; for Canada I would presume (they ain't the government fer' nuttin').

Progressive Conservatives: Traditionally Canada's #2 political party (although currently just hanging on at #5), the PC's have gone with a 'conservative' dark blue.

NDP: The New Democratic Party has long gone with a decidedly un-conservative - some would say outlandish - bright orange.

Bloc Quebecois: The Bloc uses a light blue (or should I say bleu); ŕ la the flag of Quebec.

Reform / Canadian Alliance: The Reform Party (when it was still around) went with an agrarian green. Upon morphing into the Canadian Alliance to try and merge with the PC's, the Alliance adopted a dual-colour scheme of green and dark blue (green for Reform, blue for Conservative). When the dual-colour scheme is impractical, the old green is solely used.