CIA World Factbook - Bitriot

(log) by Bitriot Sun Jul 23 2006 at 0:17:32

Background: Low-weight atoms originating from the sudden, rapid outward expansion of time and the universe (See CIA World Factbook: Universe) gathered for billions of years in vast transluscent clouds, gradually condensing under the power of gravity to form heavenly bodies (See: star, planet). Likely contained in a fast-moving body of stone which collided with planet Earth, Carbon, Hydrogen and other elements came together under the light of the nearest star, beginning a complex series of chemical bonds that resulted in continuous and self-sustaining reactions known as "life." Through the emergent phenomenon known as the "life cycle," atoms were recycled for approximately the next billion years through a variety of "life forms," eventually coming together by chance to form the sovereign nation Bitriot.

Location: California, United States of America.

Geographic Coordinates: ~ 115°W 38°N

Map References: North America

Area:
Total: >5,000 sq km
Land: 0 sq km
Water: 0 sq km

*Note: Much of the terrain comprising Bitriot is an admixture of organic compounds and water arranged in very tiny pockets (See: CIA World Factbook - Bitriot's Capillaries & CIA World Factbook: Bitriot's Spongy Bone Tissue.)

Coastline: 0 km

Maritime Claims:
Continental Shelf: Approximately 6 feet
Exclusive Fishing Zone: Province of Hands, bordered on the North, South, East, West, Northwest, Southwest, Northeast, and Southeast by the United States of America
Territorial sea: N/A

Climate: Hot and very humid, maintaining a near-constant temperature of 98.6°F

*Notable exception: In the winter of 1993, the province of Lungs experienced a deluge and the country's mean temperature elevated to 105°F following a large influx of the influenza pathogen, originating from the Nasal Passages region of nearby nation Jenny Saucedo.

Terrain: Terrain within Bitriot varies greatly, from smooth venal tissue, rough and tube-shaped terrain located within Lower Intestine, and the arid, unworkable land of Bones. Overall, inland terrain tends toward a softer constitution while border lands and more arid and rough.

Elevation extremes:
Highest point: Head (the elevation of which fluxuates, calculated by adding six feet one inch to the elevation of the surrounding countryside) (2006)
Lowest point: Feet (calculated by adding space between atoms to elevation of surrounding countryside)

Land use:
Arable land: N/A%
Permanent crops: Chitin, salt, acid, carbon dioxide
Permanent pastures: N/A% (the country is in a state of constant flux, resulting in a new countryside approximately every 15-20 years)
Forests and woodland: Chitinous stems manufactured in Hair Follicle facilities populate nearly the total area of the border province Skin
Irrigated Land: 0 sq km

Natural Hazards: Hydrochloric acid, white blood cells

Population: 715,885,350,000 (2000 est.)
Male: 0%
Female: 0%
Asexual, unicellular organisms: 100% (2000)

Nationality:
Noun: Chris
Adjective: Chris'

Ethnic groups: Osteoclasts, osteoblasts, red & white blood cells, platelets, sperm, various bacteria, and various cells comprising muscle, bone, fat, membrane, skin, vascular tissue, organs, and nerve

Religions: N/A

Languages: Communication throughout Bitriot is achieved by chemical reaction

Literacy: 0%

Government type: Communist

Capital: Brain

Economy - overview:
The economy of Bitriot is dynamic and complex, wherein each ethnic group trades a different currency. The market of red blood cells is dominated by oxygen and plasma, while osteoblasts deposit sums of powerful acid to derive units of Calcium exclusively from the province Bone. In the region of Stomach, dominated by an enormous pool of acid, the currency is dead matter, most notably roast beef. The long, winding province of Nervous System exchanges small sums of neurotransmitter in a rapid sequence in which no sum is lost or gained.

GDP: $0

Labor force: 100%

Labor force - by occupation
Agriculture 0%
Industry 100%
Services 0%

Unemployment rate: 0%
*Note: citizens which become unemployed quickly experience death by autolysis

Population below poverty line: 100%

Public debt: Approx. $23,000

Industries: Breathing, blood & hormone movement, hair growth, bone shaping, skin replenishment and tint

Electricity production: Approx. 80W

Current account balance: -$22,500

Currency code: Carbon, oxygen, hydrogen

Fiscal year: N/A

Military:
Military branches: Immune system
Military service and obligation: Immediately, extending to death

Transnational Issues:
Disputes - International: A strictly isolationist nation, Bitriot experienced elevated tensions in 2002 while attending an Amnesty International meeting, where more charismatic nation Blair Anundsen issued a public statement denouncing the nation of Bitriot and its various provinces.

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