Everything2
Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Full Text
Everything2

CIA World Facebook

created by ushdfgakjasgh

(thing) by ushdfgakjasgh (2.9 wk) (print)   ?   3 C!s I like it! Sun Mar 16 2008 at 23:41:03

one constraint to site - must demonstrate prerogatives of "meticulous care for information" in accordance with HR 1930. Put a disclaimer on the front page, and don't say anything about the databases.

CIA World Facebook is the new cool social networking site! You can talk with your friends, prevent subversion invite them to your favorite events, and send them online messages! Your photos will be analyzed for contraband and retinal databases shared with all your friends, where you can give us evidence to alter tag your favorite friends to let them know they're in your photos! You don't have to worry about the government, we're only here to help you have a good time!

Got a MySpace already? An AIM screenname? An SSH server? Great? In fact, with just one or two pieces of information we can harvest the entire internet for information about you and store it in a centralized database for means of analysis put it right on your CIA World Facebook profile so all your friends can see it! In fact, we have supercomputers designed to find collisions in every existing possible encryption scheme so that your information can't possibly fall out of our grasp! We have solved P v. NP but we will not tell you how! Haha! Share details about yourself and all your private keys with the government your friends! CIA World Facebook!

Lately we had a new feature! It's called CIA World Facebook Lighthouse (Sean- get logo from Oppressive Psychology Bureau before sending in the summary), and it analyzes your profile and the profiles of your friends for signs of sedition similar interests! Later, we'll sell this information to the corporations that control us and make their payments look legitimate through ad space they have on our CIA World Facebook website!

CIA WORLD FACEBOOK!


printable version
chaos

The current way alcohol rape is prosecuted is wrong CIA World Facet Hook Can't she just carpool or something? Haircut 1000
Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ... gigabit ethernet The End of Nations favicon.ico
The Other Boleyn Girl zen theme How to ship a bike Why don't I have votes today?
Boddingtons CIA World Factbook Culinary Institute of America Root Log, January 1, (-13.7±0.2)E9
leaves spiralled around us like a benediction Vladimir Red units tufts of wind broke in
Annoying, affectless hipster kids in record stores electrochemical gradient Ides of March Scientific progress: a pessimist's view
Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.
  Epicenter
Login
Password

password reminder
register

Everything2 Help

Cool Staff Picks
Drink up!
A Short History of Nearly Everything
integration by parts
I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
colcannon
It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
Rockin' The Suburbs
Ouagadougou
Escherichia coli
You'll never work in dis bidness again
Edinburgh Castle
Proof that Napoleon Bonaparte never existed
Cotton Club
Perception of color
New Writeups
allthetime
Apple Cinnamon Suicide(idea)
Lucy-S
shovelglove(idea)
Adaptive Child
Mexican secret sauce(recipe)
Adaptive Child
nacho libre(recipe)
TheLady
Iron Man(review)
Scaevola
Risk in the Roman law of sale(idea)
semicolon
overheard at IHOP(event)
choirotey
Violent pickup lines(idea)
Ouzo
Blue Ovaries, Grrrrrrwl(log)
uncljoedoc
explanation(person)
Noung
One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it(idea)
AspieDad
Pornology(essay)
nailbiter
Nicole duFresne(person)
Simulacron3
stigmergy(idea)
nakusavi
Yesterday I learned how to kiss(idea)
This page courtesy of The Everything Development Company