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By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.

created by baffo

(idea) by baffo (2 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Jun 16 2000 at 3:29:12

A saying popularized by moJoe, of impressive ambiguity and with many possible interpretations.

It could mean that she is a pre-op transexual, looking like a woman but actually still being a life support system for a penis.
It could mean that her (or his) gender is not necessarily what it may look like, and anyway it is NYFB.
It could also be just an attempt to epater le bourgeois.

Of course when you compound it with the following statement, namely "You may anger her with such genderfucking, and she will be forced to thwump you with her clittycock", you only get compounded obscurity plus mystery plus exciting hints.

And if you are the right kind of fetishist, just leave the keyboard and go masturbate somewhere quiet and private, will ya ?


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Why must girls squat to pee? Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex just a life-support system for a penis The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
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