This anthem is a compilation of all the stupid things my friends and I heard during the time we worked at the Burger King drive thru.
It's a rap song, and I would like to point out that although many of the lyrics have an ebonics-style pronunciation, this is by no means intended to be a racist song. I make it a point to discriminate against people on a completely individual basis.
Now, with that out of the way, on with the music!
What 'chu got fo' 99 cent?
(Burger King worker over drive thru speaker) Hello, welcome to Burger King. Can I take your order?
(ignorant customer) Yeah! I gots a question...
(chorus)
What 'chu got fo' 99 cent?
What 'chu got fo' 99 cent?
What 'chu got fo' 99 cent?
What 'chu got fo' 99 cent?
Stop!!
(spoken... no music) Tyrone! Shut the fuck up, I'm tryin' to order!
(chorus interspersed with the following lines)
I want chee' on that!
Gimme chee' on that!
I want chee' on that!
Gimme chee' on that!
(chorus again, adding these lines to the background)
I want 'ohnge! I want 'ohnge!
I want 'ohnge! Gimme 'ohnge!
I want 'ohnge! I want 'ohnge!
I want 'ohnge! Gimme 'ohnge!
Stop!!
(spoken) Okay, I gots five sep'rate orders!
On my first order, I want a water!
On my second order, I want a water!
On my third order, I want a water and some barbeque sauce!
On my fourth order, I want a water, a pickle, and a piece of chee'!
On my fifth order, I want a Number three value meal, no tomatoes, go large on the fries, and a regular Coca-Cola, please. How much am I up to?
(Burger King worker) $2.95...
(ignoramus) Holy Shit! Change that last order...
(worker) ...yes?
(ignoramus) ...to a water!
(chorus)
Stop!!
Okay, I want a Big Mac,
a Happy Meal,
a Biggie Fries,
a Roast Beef n' Cheddar,
a Fish n' More platter with extra Hush Puppies,
and a bucket of Extra Tasty Crispy...
(worker) Um, we don't...
(ignoramus) ...and a water!
(chorus twice, fades to nothing)
| 
