Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Beg, steal or borrow two nickels or a dime, and call me on the phone"

• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Love Me or Leave Me
• One lump or two?
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• seven, plus or minus two
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• give me the truth or nothing
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Cooking for One
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• It must have rained or something
• descry or (user)
• Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• call me a poet
• Nicorette, or: False Gods
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Is language innate or learned?
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• left or right, you're both wrong
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• Am I This Or Not?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Fog hates gags, or a theological discussion
• Somewhere or Other
• odd or even
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Round the Moon: 15: Hyperbola or Parabola
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• he calls me girly_root (category)
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Our way or the highway
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Frankenstein, or the Modern Prometheus
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Dead or Alive 2
• My Little Pony or porn star?
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• trick or can
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• First Booke of Songes or Ayres
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• TB or Not TB: That is The Question That Foiled Homeland Security
• Call Me Princess
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Bad command or file name
• Take it or leave it
• Be a model or just look like one
• indulgence or indictment
• The Prime Mover, or God
• lost, or trying to be
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• Crustless spinach or broccoli quiche
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• pets or meat
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Black or Blue
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• As sweetness to the flower, or salt to ocean
• Is this true or only clever?
• Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Whom to marry or not to marry
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• W, or the Memory of a Childhood
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• Arthur, or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire
• Liberty or Death
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• Read Or Die : The TV Series
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Don't call me Debbie
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• black or red (user)
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Technological or Media Determinism
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Are you liberal or conservative?
• How to tell if you are stoned or not
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• EF or FF?
• Is it love or infatuation?
• Charivari or Skimmingtons
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• Bikespotting
• Or something
• Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• You, standing
• Bognor or Bust
• At Home Or Abroad And Anywhere In Between
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Navigation without map or compass
• Call if you need me
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Jan Ors
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• hit or miss

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