Baptist jokes

(thing) by Deborah909 (5.1 y) Wed Jan 26 2000 at 15:33:22
Why don't Baptists have premarital sex?

Because it might lead to hand-holding.

This lame joke was brought to you by the Harvard Divinity School Denominational Slur Handbook.

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(idea) by dannye (13.4 min) Mon May 01 2000 at 22:14:15

My favorite one was always:

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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