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A
variation
on
Proverbs 31
(King James Version):
Who can find an
intelligent
woman? For her
worth
is far above
rubies
.
The
heart
of her
geek boyfriend
doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no worry of her putting
Windows
on his
Linux
box.
She will do him
good
and not
evil
all the days of her life.
She seeketh
SCSI
, and
Celeron
dual-processers, and worketh willingly with her hands.
She is like
Enlightenment
; she maketh
life
more colorful and interesting.
She riseth while it is yet
night
, and checks her XP on E2. She girdeth her
loins
with a
Palm Pilot
, and she has
carpal tunnel syndrome
.
She perceiveth that her
kernel
is good; her
computer
goeth not down at night.
She layeth her hands to the
keyboard
, and her hands hold the
mouse
.
She stretcheth out her hands to the
newbie
; yea, she reacheth forth her
help
to the ignorant.
She is not afraid of
virus
es for her
network
; for all her
computer
s have virus protection.
She maketh herself an
MP3
player for her
car
; she listens to
Mozart
and
Weird Al
.
Her
geek boyfriend
is known on
Slashdot
, when he writeth among the
Ubergeek
s of the land.
She maketh fine CAT5, and selleth it; and delivereth
web page
s unto the merchant.
Strength and
intelligence
are her clothing; and she shall rejoice inthe time to come.
She openeth her
mouth
with
wisdom
; and in her tongue are the
bug fix
es.
She looketh well to the ways of her
network
, and eateth not the
bread
of idleness.
Her
geek
children arise up, and call her
way cool
; her
geek boyfriend
also, and he praiseth her.
Many daughters have married rich and lost their identities for their husbands, but thou are so much better than they.
Popularity
is deceitful, and
beauty
is vain; but a
woman
that is
intelligent
, she shall be praised.
Give her the
fruit
of her own hands, and let her works praise her in the
geek
community.
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