Agrajag

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(person) by ShadowNode (2.1 y) (print) ? I like it! Tue Jun 06 2000 at 10:51:52

The soul tourmented by Arthur Dent in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Arthur killed Agrajag, who was then reincarnated in another form, to be killed by Arthur again. lather, rinse, repeat.

Agrajag built a Cathedral of Hate in which to kill Arthur in, but made the mistake of bringing him there too early, before Arthur killed him for the last time. Thus, it was quite impossible for Agrajag to actually kill Arthur, though he did try. Arthur inadvertently kills Agrajag in the process.

(thing) by Inter (5.7 y) (print) ? I like it! Tue Jun 06 2000 at 11:27:07

This is actually a pretty interesting paradox, by the way. How can you bring someone someplace to kill him if he has already killed you? (Not to mention countless of times?). And what would have happened if Agrajag actually killed Arthur Dent before Arthur killed him for the last time?

Head swirls!

(person) by binarydreams (2.2 wk) (print) ? 1 C! I like it! Mon Jul 10 2000 at 2:46:31

List of all known incarnations of Agrajag that were killed by Arthur Dent:

A rabbit, killed by a flint stone, skinned and made into a bag to carry interesting stones
A housefly, swatted at and killed with the above bag
A newt, stepped on
An oyster, eaten raw
A cow, eaten as a fillet steak
A fish, caught by Arthur, but he then decided he didn't like and left on the side of the plate
A flea, picked from his hair
An ant, stepped on
An old man, died of a heart attack from seeing Arthur appear out of thin air during a cricket match
A bowl of petunias, converted by the Improbability Drive from a nuclear missle, and crashed into the surface of Magrathea
A man, hit by a bullet during an assassination attempt on Arthur in Stravomula Beta
A bat-like creature, died while attempting to extract revenge from Arthur in the Cathedral of Hate

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forty-two	Stavro Mueller Beta	Slartibartfast	bowl of petunias
Magrathea	Arthur Dent	lather, rinse, repeat	Is there a god?
Dirk Gently	Killer Robot	Cow	Aragog
lunchtime on the second day of creation	Life, the Universe and Everything	So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish	List of Alien Races
Node hate	It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies	Newt	Cathedral of St. John the Divine
bistromathics	St Giles' Cathedral	Paradox	Wells Cathedral

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