Findings:
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- Does He Take Sugar?
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Getting what you want from tech support
- how long does it go (user)
- People want what they cannot have
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
- It is as when a man wants,
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
- Mr. Lunch takes the bus. In fact, he prefers it.
- That's Just How He Was
- He taught me how to smoke
- He that is in man is the same as He that is in the sun.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How Do You Want Me?
- how far do you want to go?
- You, standing
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- I just want my secret agent lover man
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- What does a woman want
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- When he became an old man
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- What does he bend?
- male masturbation
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- When you want me and how you want me
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- The Man He Killed
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
- we do not give what we want to take
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- he says
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- What He Suffered
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- Yi he quan
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
- More than he was willing to give
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- mad he (user)
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He and she are one
- He Hate Me
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He (user)
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- does not diminish, cannot dissuade
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- "Fill it in", he said.
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He Hudas not pay
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- He says she says
- So, he's leaving
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- He flops over and bonks his head
- Surely he would remember this
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He and She
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- he'
- Why won't he call?
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- Salary of the President of the United States
- he just died
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- He Knows Not Their Names
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He's a good guy friend
- Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
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