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Good reasons to get decapitated
(
idea
)
by
ariels
Mon May 08 2000 at 8:15:22
Great
out of body experience
.
Can eat as much as you like, no fear of
indigestion
,
artery hardening
, or anything, really.
"
Cold turkey
" cure for
Everything addiction
.
Excuse for buying a
wearable computer
.
Can commit
murder
s with no fear of being
hang
ed.
Can easily hide in a
small box
when they come to get you.
"Hey! How'd a
gal
with a
body like yours
like to go out with a
guy
with a
head
like mine?"
This
writeup
has been brought to you by the
Nodeshell demolition team
.
People are basically stupid
Beating someone severely
vampirism is mathematically impossible
Nearly Headless Nick
Ode to a boastful king
decapitation
How to get mugged
Templeton
The Big Lebowski
Sewerslvt
lethal injection
How the US failed in China
Blood eagle
revolving door
Favorite Everything quotes
noose
Prince Albert
Bowl
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