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The Simpsons' Quote Archive
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Any and all quotes from Matt Groening's
The Simpsons
.
 
Title
by
Type
1
Steamed Hams (thing)
Zephronias
writeup
2
My cat's breath smells like cat food (thing)
Quizro
writeup
3
I bent my wookiee (idea)
pi
writeup
4
It tastes like burning (idea)
anomaly
writeup
5
cromulent (idea)
Disco Jesus
writeup
6
embiggened (idea)
wukong888
writeup
7
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter (thing)
enceladus
writeup
8
we have learned all that we can from anal probing (log)
Intentions
writeup
9
The Wit and Wisdom of Homer J. Simpson (idea)
Nero
writeup
10
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING! (idea)
uncleozzy
writeup
11
Simpson, eh? (thing)
ReiToei
writeup
12
Communicating through Simpsons quotes (idea)
dogwalker
writeup
13
1000000 Hit Points and Maximum Charisma! (idea)
jakohn
writeup
14
The Paddling of the Swollen Ass With Paddles (idea)
generic-man
writeup
15
Can't talk. Coming down. (thing)
stylee
writeup
16
Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons (idea)
Hypatia
writeup
17
Well I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords (review)
moeyz
writeup
18
Cheese-eating surrender monkeys (idea)
Ouroboros
writeup
19
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine! (idea)
panamaus
writeup
20
assal horizontalogy (thing)
Sylvar
writeup
21
If I don't save the wee turtles, who will? (event)
npecom
writeup
22
If I don't save the wee turtles, who will? (essay)
Tempestas
writeup
23
Khlav Kalash (thing)
Orange Julius
writeup